“I get to make out with Gwyneth Paltrow. Why wouldn’t I enjoy that? It’s a good day at the office.” – Matthew Morrison, on his fabulous life.

“People might think that the leaves are tasty and buttered up and delicious, and they don’t even know that there’s something magical hidden at the base of it. There’s a whole other side [of me] that people didn’t know existed.” – Katy Perry, on her as-yet-unrevealed side.

“It didn’t pan out with the stripper, and as much as I loved working, and making out, with Heather Graham.” – Ed Helms, on what’s in store for his Hangover character.