“There ain’t no sex like an ex, ain’t no sex like an ex.” – Kanye West, during a seven-minute freestyle at a concert in Australia.

“Call me.” – Reese Witherspoon on “The Ellen DeGEneres Show” imploring girl crush Kate Middleton to pick up the phone.

“Barbie really squirts.” – Inexplicable label on Barbie package, found by Maxim reader.