“The Super Bowl is kind of like the holiest of holy in America. I’m going to come in halfway between the church experience and … deliver a sermon.” – Madonna, about her upcoming halftime performance.

“The record is a lot more successful than our relationship was.” – Adele, on her album vs. her love life.

“I can’t live without Balls– my dog’s name is Balls. Can’t live without Balls.” – Actress Sara Paxton, on what she can’t live without.