“There is a sex tape of me and Heidi…It’s just me and Heidi, that’s it.” — Karissa Shannon, confirming the existence of a sex tape of her and Heidi Montag (Um…WTF??!! Under what circumstances…you know what, never mind.)

“Sofia Vergara…I don’t know her. I’ve never met her, but I’m just starting with her and I’m hoping it’ll just end with her.” — Chris Harrison, host of Bachelor Pad, on who he would invite to his own private red carpet screening.

“He [doesn’t] do lots of sex scenes…I felt like this was in a way something new to him, he wasn’t that experienced.” — Violante Placido, on popping George Clooney’s semi-existent sex scene cherry.