“We’ve Tweeted him, we’ve stalked him [on] Facebook. We thought because he was so into volleyball he would have got back to us. But no luck so far.” – April Ross, U.S. beach volleyball player, on trying to get Prince harry to a match.

“A country girl can talk her way out of a ticket.” – Kellie Pickler, on the charm of small-town gals.

“So I take a little sleeping pill, pop it and realize nothing’s happening – but something else was happening.” – Jeremy Renner, on his in-flight boner.