“I don’t think pedestrian sex is very interesting. There’s a playfulness we have; I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.” — Sting, on how he keeps his sex life with wife Trudie Styler interesting.

“The costumes are insane…It’s a lot of very body-conscious stuff. If you look at the comic book, she’s barely dressed. She’s got quite the bod.” January Jones, on playing villain Emma Frost in the upcoming X-Men movie.

FUNNY IS SEXY: “Her child will probably need therapy after seeing Black Swan.” – Jake Gyllenhaal, on Natalie Portman’s future offspring (it’s funny cause it’s true).