“With a honey in the middle, there’s some leeway. The area is gray in a one-two-three way.” – Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg, in their musical homage to the three-way on SNL.

“Hank and I need a couple more drunken nights…we need to get drunk and have crazy sex a couple more times.” – Kendra Wilkinson, on boning for boning’s sake before trying for a second child.

Funny is Sexy: “People start getting really ugly when they start registering for their own gifts.” – Chelsea Handler, on weddings.