“Five minutes before we filmed, David told me, ‘I want to see the bottom of your balls on the top of the frame.'” – Robert Pattinson, on what he had to do for his new movie.

“I’m waiting to find the right person, someone who’s willing to take on the job.” – Prince Harry, who is awesome.

Funny is Sexy: “Hey, look at me, everybody but Mom and Dad! (all of Facebook in one Tweet)” – Conan writer Rob Kutner