“chris evans pecs. how do they FEEL? like smooth stone from the souvenir shop?”The sexy IM that opens Edith Zimmerman‘s GQ story of Chris Evans, the profile that launched a thousand clucking tongues.

“If my missus is there and she approves of the person, I get to bite boobs.” – Stephen Moyer, on the joys of interacting with “True Blood” fans.

Cliché-est quote of the week: “I have small hands and a huge mouth, so I can stick my fist in my mouth.” – Sophie Monk, on her hidden talent. Also, we can tie a cherry stem in a knot using just our tongue. Let’s rumble, Sophie.