“Yes, you can buy the jeans at Kmart. But not the booty…” – Julie Bowen, on what you and Sophia Vergara can have in common.
“This is the first time we’ve ever really sung about f—ing.” – Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong, on what the band’s new album is about.
“I had a perverted ghost at one time. I was watching TV…and I was wearing a nightie and I felt my dress move up my leg…and then I felt a guy breathing in my ear.” – Coco Austin, on being molested by a spirit.