“She basically chokes me with her snatch.” – Colin Farrell, on a fight scene with Kate Beckinsale.

“I’m going to look like a stripper. I’m going to look like a porn star.” – Kristen Stewart, on getting in shape for her new movie.

“I feel sexier. I’m starting to come into my own. It’s like a new phase.” – Katie Holmes, ever so subtly alluding to her soon-to-be divorce from Tom Cruise.