“I love seeing Lady Gaga’s boobs and bum. I love seeing Katy Perry’s boobs and bum. Love it. But that’s not what my music is about. I don’t make music for eyes. I make music for ears.” — Singer Adele on what sets her apart.

“That wasn’t stuffed! That’s me. You know I’m magically delicious.” — Tracy Morgan, refuting claims that he stuffed his pants in some episodes of “30 Rock.”

Honorable Mention — Least Sexy Quote of the Week: “”Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it – and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding!” — Reese Witherspoon, on making out with Rob Pattinson for “Water for Elephants.”