“Count on Cheadle’s ass being on the show.” – Actress Dawn Olivieri, on her new show “House of Lies.”

“I did have to get partially waxed.” – Matt Bomer, on what he had to go through to play a male stripper.

“Feminism is Sexy” of the Week: “Jerry Lewis once said that he didn’t think women were funny, so I’d just like to say, with all respect, ‘F*ck you!'” – Judd Apatow, upon receiving a Critic’s Choice Award for “Bridesmaids.”