“You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body.” — Luann Haley, 45, to President Obama. In person. [Via The Frisky]

“I did not go out with her, but other guys did.” — Former New York Governor Eliott Spitzer, in an email attesting to the fact that Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is straight [Via Washington Post]

“My sex-positivity in a column for the once-female headed Wonkette caused commenters to speculate that I wasn’t actually a woman — a comment that amused my father to no end.” — Our very own Megan Carpentier, on the winding road of feminism [Via On The Issues]