“I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.” — Jenny McCarthy on why she wishes she had a sex tape.

“They did invite me once…For some reason they didn’t let me go on — it was during probation.” Martha Stewart, on why she hasn’t appeared on SNL.

“We shower, honestly, at least twice a day. We shower in the morning and we shower at some point during the day or before bed. It’s so funny because we’ve turned it into an intimate time for each other.” — Vanessa Minnillo, about her and Nick Lachey’s hygiene habits.