“I’d rather be overweight and curvy than superthin with no curves…I’ve always had a butt, and I want to keep it — cellulite and all. I’m not perfect, but I love my curves.” — Holly Madison, on why she likes her body.

“I can’t look too sexy…That’s the key, you know. I’m already known as the Playboy girl, so I can’t go out there and do that. I have to be ABC appropriate!” — Kendra Wilkinson, on her upcoming stint on “Dancing with the Stars.”

“The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend…The guys you see me bring home, we’re only cuddling and making out like any other person would do.” Snooki, on her misrepresented sex life.