“I was doing physical stunts…feet in the mud, fingernails full of dirt, shooting and fighting for my life.” – Paula Patton, on filming “Mission: Impossible–Ghost Protocol.”

“I don’t know if you’ve ever put on lube before, but it’s not like there’s a layer of Vaseline on you; it’s just almost like your skin is super smooth and slick; it feels kind of gross, but at the same time, you feel really well moisturized.” – Evan Peters, on his “American Horror Story” costume.

“Hey girl. Some men feel threatened by vibrators and other sex toys, but I know even the earliest humans learned how to use tools.” – Ryan Gosling[‘s latest meme…but don’t you wish it was real?].