“…you never wanna have sex with people you like. You can’t have good sex with people you like. Doing those things. And then you’re supposed to talk to them?” – Larry David, on his divorce.
“I was getting network notes on the bulge of my sack! I wore my pants so freaking tight and it was like, after awhile, we got a problem there. So, literally, the last season we loosened up his pants.” – Jaleel White, on growing up playing Urkel.
“I have a strong face and name recognition for Playmates between the late 1980s and early 1990s, and a lot of those images are still floating around up there in my head…I could pick Wendy Hamilton, Miss December 1991, out of a lineup.” – Jason Sudekis, on what’s in his spank bank.