“Your lips are very moist.” Charlie Sheen, after kissing Jimmy Kimmel.

“I looked at Kate and she was like, ‘You’ve got to do it. Trust me, it’s so brave. Put a merkin on and you’ll be fine.'” Evan Rachel Wood, on how Kate Winslet convinced her to get through her nude scene in Mildred Pierce.

“Best he’s ever looked! He’s so cute that I’m like, dude, I don’t understand. Really?! Why are you that cute right now?” Courtney Cox, on David Arquette’s transformation since getting sober.