“…the thong’s your armor, man. It’s your sword. Well, I guess it’s really the sheath for the sword.” — Matthew McConaughey, on his male stripper costume.

“It is a rare man who can be that tough on the field and also have his own line of underwear.” – Barack Obama on David Beckham.

“This table has been the best contribution for fun I’ve had in a long time. This table has seen some action.” – Michael Fassbender, on his ping pong table.