“Miranda likes me dirty.” – country singer Blake Shelton, on what his wife Miranda Lambert likes.

“Ever since I became an executive producer of ‘30 Rock,’ people have asked me, ‘Is it hard for you, being the boss?’ and ‘Is it uncomfortable for you to be the person in charge?’ You know, in the same way they say, ‘Gosh, Mr. Trump, is it awkward for you to be the boss of all these people?’ I can’t answer for Mr. Trump, but in my case it is not.” — Tina Fey, on how she chose the name of her new book, Bossypants.

“You know you ask people to the prom, and they’re like, ‘Look, I really like you but I can’t go with the fat kid from Stand By Me .'” – Jerry O’Connell, on the childhood role that ruined his shot with the ladies in high school, to Craig Ferguson