“I do like a penis joke. Doesn’t everybody?” – Kate Beckinsale, on penis jokes.

“She had on this hair band on around her head. She looked really old-fashioned, so I took her back in the room and she tied me up with it and I thought, ‘I’m marrying this girl.'” – Steven Tyler, on how he fell in love with his fiance.

“I’m not the biggest fan of the word ‘partner’: It either means that we run a business together or we’re cowboys.” – Neil Patrick Harris, on how he likes to refer to “his better half.”