“They were gonna see it anyway. I like to be naked.” — Real World cast member Jemmye Carroll, on whether she regrets flashing her vag tattoo in her audition tape.

“Got home & changed in a fishnet top & panties so Ice has something nice to glance at while playing xbox.” — Coco Austin, via Twitter

“It’s just like sex…Sales feel great for a moment, then you wake up the next morning, see the bill, say, ‘What the hell did I just do?’ and your emotions go crazy, and that’s when reality sets in.” — Elizabeth Keily, pesonal assistant, on why shopping is like sex.