How much would you be willing to pay to see two gorgeous people make out? Oh, nothing? Yeah, me neither, because that would be weird. But some people are down! For example, whomever paid Sharon Stone and Kate Moss to kiss at the amFAR Inspiration Gala in Sao Paulo, Brazil, last week.

The two stars’ kiss, accompanied by a bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne, took place as part of an auction to raise AIDS research money, and as one might imagine, the kiss raised a whole lot. (That wasn’t actually an erection joke when I first wrote it, but now it is.) Guess how much?

It’s more than:

  • your car (probably).
  • your purse (I’m assuming).
  • a crazy cat could spend on nip in a year (or is it?).

It’s $53,529.

Obviously, this is all very appealing to many, many people, given that both Sharon Stone and Kate Moss are very attractive to many, many people. But my favorite part of this whole picture is how awkward the dude next to them looked. Seriously. “Well, uh, and here’s the champagne, guys! I can, uh, make out with it if you’d like…?”

Anyway, is there somewhere I can sign up to raise $50k for charity by kissing somebody? No? Okay, I guess I’ll just stick to Kiva then.

Photo: Twitter