A number of websites and news outlets are already beginning to pit Duchess Catherine against her younger sister Pippa, following today’s epic sibling rivalry showdown, which some reporters have alternately referred to as “the royal wedding.”

Kate, 29, landed a prince, but then again, compared to Pippa, 27, she’s old. Kate got the attention of the world, but Prince Harry tried to make Pippa laugh. Kate wore white, Pippa wore green. So the question is, who won?

I kid, I kid. I actually think this manner of speculation is kind of gross, and that is why I’m going to flaunt tradition and not ask you to comment on who you thought looked better. In fact, let’s match this once-in-a-lifetime event with once-in-a-lifetime civility on my part and say, both looked lovely.