There was no question mark implied. I would never agree to be in an article, "Single and Fabulous?" I was set up.

There was no question mark implied. I would never agree to be in an article, “Single and Fabulous?” I was set up.

Yes, there are those who sit around moping about being single. As they watch their friends break off into couples left and right, it’s hard not to be mopey about it. But being single, once you own it, is actually really fucking awesome.

Maybe you’re not getting laid on a regular basis (that’s why masturbation was created) and perhaps you don’t have someone to cuddle when it’s negative 20 degrees outside, but other than that, it’s pretty much the bee’s knees.

It may take you awhile to get there, but eventually you will. You will someday realize you’re totally deliriously happy about being single. (See? No question mark at the end of that statement.)

 

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