Thanks to Behind the Music, I know that many fantastically rich rock stars hire people to follow them around and make sure they don’t do drugs. Now, there’s something known as a “sex chaperone,” a person whose job it is to hang around recovering sex addicts and make sure they don’t bang anybody. I wonder what the qualifications are for that job? I can think of a lot of Southern moms who already have a lot of practice thwarting people from having sex. Also, the title is kind of a misnomer. I thought a sex chaperone was somebody who supervised you during sex and made sure you didn’t hurt yourself or break anything. Maybe “anti-sex chaperone” is more in line with the actual job description?