Check out the funniest Twitter reactions to The Bachelor finale!

For some weird reason, The Bachelor is still a real thing that people really watch. While I have admittedly only seen some of the show, I did tune into the finale with my roommate and a few glasses o’ wine because this season has been such a remarkable show of shiz in every single way.

Now, in case you missed it (OBVIOUS SPOILER ALERT BTW), here’s what happened: bachelor Juan Pablo didn’t get all romantic-like and propose to final lady Nikki Ferrell, as is typical terrible Bachelor style. Instead, he just gave her a rose and was all, “LOL you’re cool but nah.” Okay, exact quote:

“I have a ring here in my pocket and I’m not going to use it. I’m not 100 percent sure that I want to propose to you, but at the same time, I’m 100 percent sure that I don’t want to let you go. I like you a lot. So, Nikki, will you accept my final rose?”

I LIKE YOU A LOT. You know who else likes you a lot? Your best friend. Your dog. The guy who regularly works nights at Wegmans which is coincidentally when you feel most comfortable buying three pounds of candy. Those are the people who “like you a lot”–not, as Nikki said to Juan Pablo, someone whom you “can’t imagine spending my life without.”

Anyway, the Twitterverse reacted in the most hilarious of ways, as it does. Here were our favorite tweets on the topic:

Nailed it.

Nailed it and didn’t even watch the show!




Ugh, true and so depressing.



Indisputable fact.


Not so much funny, but definitely interesting. Also, dude’s a writer for The Mindy Project, so this is just another reminder of why TMP is one of our favorite f’ing shows.



Okay this basically sums up how we feel about spoilers for reality TV shows forever.


Oh, but if you’re still craving a shot at being on The Bachelor, perhaps it is time for you to change yourself entirely (or not at all, perhaps) so you can hop on that road. And if you do manage to get on, please, be our own personal mole to the show.