If you play your cards right in life, perhaps you can have a genital piercing named after you in death.

If you watched Breaking Bad last night, you’d know that aside from bald heads galore, it was also about magnets — lots and lots of magnets. When you’re dealing with magnets, it is of the utmost importance that you remove all metal objects from your person so you’re not sucked into the aforementioned magnet and banged up beyond recognition.

As the characters on Breaking Bad removed anything from them that could cause for a less than stellar situation, there was a final check list of things that included metal plates, artificial hips and genital piercings. Of course all eyes landed on Jesse Pinkman as they waited for him to remove an assumed ring from his dick while he asked “why are you looking at me?” I guess Jesse looks like the type to have a piercing in his penis? Because he’s shady and hot? Are those the requirements?

According to statistics, those who have the Prince Albert piercing are 89% white, 82% straight, 87% drug-free and 56% claim to make more than $45,000 a year. But that still doesn’t tell us exactly how many men are running around with this piercing.

I have seen one — Tattoo Guy to be exact. Between seeing the cock ring and the Prince Albert piercing that first night, I knew I was either in for something great or just a messy, metal type of deal. It turned out to be the former despite my initial reaction of: “So you’re not taking that off before we have sex?” I’m not exactly sure who’s supposed to benefit more from the piercing, but I can say that the damn thing touched places in me that really took the sexual experience to a whole new level. And I’m not even in to piercings; I actually despise body piercings and never thought I’d live to see that day that I was having sex with someone who had one on his cock, of all places.

What are our thoughts on this piece of jewelry?

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Photo: 15 May 1860 J.J.E. Mayall