Glamour Magazine has a really fun section on what women call their boyfriend’s penis. Here’s one woman’s response:

“I call his thing ‘Rockin Robin’ because one day in the shower, I grabbed it and started singing ‘Rockin’ Robin’ using it as a mike.”

Huh.

So.

That woman is a psychopath.

Anyhow!

Here are some things you can call your man’s penis. Don’t worry! We would never limit your creativity!

A penis.

“It”

A dick.

A cock (we are frankly divided on this one, but we think it depends on who you are.)

Pork sword.

Okay, that’s all. Emily Post out.