There’s an article on YourTango right now about things preferable to sex. They include “chocolate” and “holding hands.” Don’t they know that sex is like holding hands on the inside? Oh, God, that’s gross. Sorry.

Still! We really like having sex. We like a lot more than eating chocolate. We, in fact, chose our boyfriends largely because having sex with them seemed approximately 750 times more fun than sitting by ourselves watching the Jersey Shore. But we’re willing to imagine that there are some things that are legitimately preferable to sex. Umm… 10 of them. This is what we came up with.