Over at The Frisky, our friend Jessica Wakeman has compiled a list of things it’s totally OK to do following a breakup, including donating all the gifts he gave you to Goodwill, listening to angry riot grrrl music, and calling your friends multiple times per day. Not only do we agree with her list, we have a few things to add.

  • Drinking alone.
  • Drinking with other people.
  • Drinking every night.
  • Flirting inappropriately.
  • Buying that really expensive bag you’ve had your eye on and justifying it by saying you won’t have to buy your ex a birthday present this year.
  • Defriending him on Facebook.
  • Telling all your friends how bad he was in bed, then claiming you were drunk and don’t remember saying it.
  • Sleeping with one of his friends.
  • Sending all his stuff back to him via a slow boat to China.
  • Posting super sexy pictures of yourself on Facebook (if you haven’t defriended him already).
  • Drinking more.
  • Smoking a couple of cigarettes even though you quit two years ago.
  • Singing Meredith Brooks’ “Bitch” at karaoke.