If you really have to make a sex tape, there are certain precautions you can take to keep it from being all over the internet (for example: not being famous). However, there’s one cardinal rule of sex tapes that you should always keep in mind – do not make it at someone else’s house. Especially not when you just got done robbing them. A couple in Washington state, sadly, did not heed this advice. They broke into a house, robbed the place, had sex on the floor, taped it with a camera they’d stolen from someplace else, and then left the camera behind when they fled the crime scene. The video footage made it pretty easy to identify the suspects and arrest them later. We can only hope for everybody’s sake that the sex didn’t result in a conception.