tom cruise katie holmes fake marriage

Break-ups of marriages are really sad, except when they are bizarre shams. And it does seem like everyone agrees that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage was a massive sham, so we’re probably not taking this as seriously as we should. That’s fine – we need to use our energies to make sure Suri doesn’t get sent off to SeaOrg. But why do we feel that way about TomKat’s marriage, in particular? We don’t generally go around assuming very Hollywood movie is some sort of bizarre, contractually obligated affair. We’re not monsters! What lead up to all those contract jokes? Lets look back:


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