Did you have a crappy Valentine’s Day yesterday? Feeling disillusioned with love? Or maybe you just like watching people in pain?

Then check out this super-cut of classic cinematic breakup scenes made by the good people at Vulture. I like how pretty much all of them progress from “we need to talk” to “it’s not you, it’s me” (which is so totally a lie, at least, like 90% of the time), to the inevitable screaming and crying fits. That’s right, they’ve cracked the code. Happy half-off sugary crap day.

(Via Vulture)