America’s favorite weird couple are really making the rounds, aren’t they? In their latest interview, which took place on “The Father Albert Show,” Doug takes a question about whether or not Courtney needs to go to college and manages to answer, essentially, that there’s plenty of education for Courtney in his pants. “We’re hopefully educating each other,” he says. “What we’re here to do is to touch each other and to love each other as best we can.” All together now: eeeeeew.

I know this is all our collective fault for paying attention, and yet…I still can’t look away. When will it end?