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Have you ever gone to a “sexy” bridal shower, only to find the most arousing thing there is the secret stash of benzos hidden in the bride’s mom’s bathroom? I mean, I haven’t, as all my female friends prefer the “hookers and blow” treatment to that “fuzzy handcuffs and pink champagne” bullshit, but I’m told it’s a “thing” people “do.”

This past weekend, Saturday Night Live satirized the idea pretty brilliantly in a sketch that let the normally cute-as-a-button Emma Stone show off her character acting skills as she trotted out anal lube, gay porn, and a double-headed dildo as gifts for the horrified bride. How dare she bring actual sex things to a “sexy” bridal shower?! My favorite part comes towards the end, though, when Fred Armisen makes a cameo as a “human toilet.” Nice work all around, guys.