Gloss editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to episode five of our our extremely excellent web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the (potentially very sexy) fate of three chosen bachelors. The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

This week, they’re honoring the much-maligned date of February 14th–otherwise known as Valentine’s Day–with a very special episode of Wed Bed Dead: romantic leads. They’ll be playing with Llyod Dobler (played by John Cusack) of Say Anything, Edward Lewis (played by Richard Gere) of Pretty Woman and Noah (played by Ryan Gosling) of The Notebook. The original idea was to do romantic comedies, but 1) they couldn’t name very many they’d both seen and this shit is all done on the fly anyway and 2) they both think The Notebook is hilarious.

Ahead, they discuss how to trick Noah into building you a house, how to destroy Llyod Dobler pyschologically (and therefore feel super important!) and the original, darker ending of Pretty Woman, which culminates in a forcible ejection from a moving vehicle:

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Thats all for now, folks–tune in every Wednesday at 1:00 for new episodes of Wed Bed Dead… and don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

Seriously. Don’t forget.