Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.
Today, we are deeply horrible people so we’re playing WBD with a trio of classic Disney characters: the universally beloved Mickey Mouse, the adored dimwit Goofy and the occasionally maligned Donald Duck. Mickey is big-hearted but dull, Goofy is dumb (but his son Max is stupid hot) and Donald’s dick is always out. This is a tough one!
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