We all say things we may not mean to say when we’re in the heat of the moment, but some people’s thoughts whilst banging are way weirder than others. Unfortunately, that little part of your brain that says, “No stop, don’t say that, you idiot!” doesn’t work quite as well during sexy times so you just kinda…say stuff.
My weirdest moment: my ex and I were having sex several years ago and for some reason, we were always sort of weird-mean to one another. So, during sex, he said something irritating that I can’t recall at the moment, and the only response I could manage was to start yelling his roommate’s name as we had sex. And then I yelled my roommate’s name. And then I yelled my own name. Because we couldn’t just leave it at that level of weird, he wound up singing a religious hymn he had sung as a child in Catholic elementary school that went something along the lines of, “OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!” And that was that.
Oh, and some guy growled at me a lot. Literally just growled. At least there was no talking, I suppose.
Let’s be honest: bad dirty talk is weird. It’s fun and a turn on when it’s good, but it’s just so awkward when it’s not.
So, what’s the weirdest thing someone’s said to you during sex? And what’s the weirdest thing that’s escaped your mouth?