“Garbage Pail Kids” illustrator Brent Engstrom made this card for his friends who are trying the knot.  The couple he made this for appear to have bendy legs, presumably because they’re both carnies. The man can no longer shave because his arms have become hideously entwined with his bride’s. That’s…. flexible. I’ve seen Freaks, I’m not making any further comment on this. – The Daily What