This helpful chart from TheFrisky says Eeyore is my spirit animal! It’s right! It’s completely and utterly correct! No, but I really always have thought that I’d want to dress my bridesmaids in a flattering neutral. And by bridesmaids, I mean “new hobo friends who happened to be hanging around City Hall that day.” What about you? Going to make them look like traffic cones? They’re going to be the peppiest little traffic cones!