Blue Cantrell, “Hit ‘Em Up Style”
Revenge: “Can’t believe that I caught my man cheatin’/So I found another way to make him pay for it all/So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree/And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia/And as the cash box rang I thought everything away.”
Criminal offenses: Identity theft, larceny, credit card fraud, destruction of property.
Carrie Underwood, “Before He Cheats”
Revenge: “I dug my key into the side/Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive/Carved my name into his leather seats/I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights/Slashed a hole in all four tires.”
Criminal offenses: Malicious destruction of property, vandalism
Jazmine Sullivan, “Bust Your Windows”
Revenge: “I bust the windows out your car/You know I did it ‘cause I left my mark/Wrote my initials with a crowbar/And then I drove off into the dark.”
Criminal offenses: Malicious destruction of property, vandalism, grand theft auto
Ashton Shepard, “Look It Up”
Revenge: Selling the cheater’s belongings in an unlicensed yard sale.
Criminal offenses: Possession of stolen goods, fencing
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