Perpetual Kid sells this cute Breakup Recovery Kit for $12.99, and it includes healing bandages, a “remedy booklet,” and a heart-shaped charm. Here’s what I’d put in my own kit:
- A device that blocks your phone from calling his number
- Somebody hotter
- Joni Mitchell’s Blue
- More bourbon
- A pint of Ben & Jerry’s (I’ll take Chocolate Fudge Brownie, por favor)
What would you include?