Perpetual Kid sells this cute Breakup Recovery Kit for $12.99, and it includes healing bandages, a “remedy booklet,” and a heart-shaped charm. Here’s what I’d put in my own kit:

  • Bourbon
  • A device that blocks your phone from calling his number
  • Somebody hotter
  • Joni Mitchell’s Blue
  • More bourbon
  • A pint of Ben & Jerry’s (I’ll take Chocolate Fudge Brownie, por favor)

What would you include?