We are all taking Maurice Sendak‘s passing a little rough. Some find comfort in his wise (and often refreshingly snarky) words; I cope by imagining which one of his children’s book characters I could get down with.

Lets pretend we live in a place where bestiality, sating a twelve-year-old,  and anthropomorphic tendencies are normal and not illegal (just for fun!), and concentrate on how awesome it would be date a monster with an attitude problem!