lying to get laidOnce again I was looking at Cosmo, furrowing intensely and wondering where on earth they come up with their nonsense. I do this from time to time because I follow them on Twitter (don’t ask me why.) I also like to give my brow a workout with all the aforementioned furrowing.

In this episode of Cosmo forces Chatel to face-palm, they gathered up some of the lies men tell to get into the pants of the ladies:

You already know men will do anything to get a woman into bed—especially when she’s as awesome as you are. And they’re rarely slick about it. That’s why we asked you to tweet us the biggest doozies you’ve heard from dudes in search of a little nooky. Get ready to LOL at these weak lines.

The fact that I want to live in a world where “LOL” has been slowly murdered with a dull spoon is besides the point, so I won’t get into that. But, in this gender equal society where woman want to fuck just as much and as often as men, don’t we tell lies to score the sexy times, too? I know I have, and I know almost every single one of my friends has, too.

So, with that in the mind, here are some of the lies we’ve used to get some action. If you don’t see your usual go-to white lie in the mix, then please add yours. Sharing is caring, and helping to get a fellow woman laid is the most caring of all.

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