ways to propose

There’s no wrong way to love someone — unless that way involves knives or excessive amounts of self-loathing — but there is a wrong way to propose. Actually, there are many wrong ways. They include flash mobs, pregnancy scares, and Tumblr. This is the beginning of a life long commitment, and it doesn’t have to be perfect, yet it needs to not be shitty.

Think you’re about to be on the receiving end of the golden knee-drop? Share this with your would-be fiancé so he’s well versed in the worst ways to ask for your hand in marriage. Here’s how not to propose…