If you could get a better sex life, wouldn’t you do whatever it takes? Between herbal suggestions, pharmaceutical pills and classes in technique, a lot of people seem to go out of their way or drop the necessary money on hopefully making their sex lives even better.

But now there’s proof that shows that when it comes to better sex, it might all be in some kissing action beforehand. Kissing, although we all do it, sort of loses its significance once you start having sex. You go from being a kid who’s just feeling things out by making out on the couch with your boyfriend or girlfriend, but once you finally lose your virginity and have an adult sex life, sadly, kissing goes out the window for many. In fact, it’s one of the first things to go in a long-term relationship.

We’re going to fix this by demanding that you absolutely must start kissing more. Yes, this is an order. Get in touch with your days of when you were 14, put on whatever the hell you listened to back then and have a full on make-out session and remember what it feels like to kiss for hours. All those chemicals in your brain that are being released into your system from those kisses not only relax us, but make us more able to perform. Yes! You may think your foreplay is just a means to getting laid, but it’s actually helping you.

So the next time you’re getting it on, and you reach for the condom only a minute or two into the kissing part of the evening, hold off, cowgirl. Take everything down a notch and float away on a making out cloud. I feel like we need to cue some Richard Marx at this point in the article to really inspire everyone.


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