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Wed Bed Dead: On The F*ckability Of French Fries With Special Guest Julie Klausner!
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Everything in this list is awesomer than a T-rex flying a fighter jet drawn by Bill Watterson. Okay. As awesome. Close enough.
No, don’t look at the tag that clearly says $2, just guess. Oh, fine, it’s $2. I guess you were too clever for me. True, if you don’t garden or regularly attend garden parties you might not have much use … More
Damn, sometimes I miss Calvin and Hobbes. You know what I do to make myself feel better about the lack of Susie Derkins in my life? Buy stuff. I mean, not expensive stuff. Really, really inexpensive stuff. Like this:
One of my favorite urban myths is that the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious was a coy code used by shy men to request “the works” from turn of the century prostitutes. Think about it in the context of the Disney song: “But … More
As beautiful as a frogcat? Gee, I don’t know. Frogcats are pretty special. I guess it all comes down to how strongly you feel about reasonably priced tunics and footwear.
Another weekend filled with sun and unabashed consumption of material goods! If you lived in Soviet Russia in the 1960′s, any one of these would fetch an exorbitant price on the black market. ESPECIALLY the KY Variety pack. Today, they … More
This weekend just doesn’t seem like enough fun. You know what would make it more fun? A sense of inner fulfillment. And a unicorn fighting a dolphin! And also, more stuff! Stuff that will never cost you more than $10. … More
It’s that day again. Friday! What should you do with that leftover ten dollar bill this weekend? Spend it on a magazine that will teach you how to buy things for under $100? Or cut it up, and scatter it … More
