Sundered spouses: Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt
Sample Dialogue: “Why can’t we spend a normal day together?”
Why They Belong Together: Helen Hunt would never wear an all-white pantsuit while storm chasing.
Resolution: Reunited by love of tornados, anchoring themselves to pipes. More
Existence would lose all meaning if we weren’t forced to realize things from time to time. More
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fucking awesome. You? More
I have no idea why, I can’t explain it and I absolutely do not believe John Cusack will be saving the world. More
Some say that according to Ancient Mayan calendars, the apocalypse should occur on December 21, 2012. That’s probably not true, but the ancient Mayans were supposed to be pretty good at predicting the future. They were also very motivated ball players! More
13. It’s not scary, if you don’t let it be. More
We know that you’e read all the lists that say “don’t go to Bangladesh with some guy you met in a bar if he calls you on Friday for that date on Saturday.” We say, what the hell, do that. Make crazy decisions. Be spontaneous. But do not go on any of these dates. Really. If someone asks you on one, reply “I accept your offer to dinner and a movie of my choosing.” More
Men hate it when you run around trying to diet and lose weight after New Year’s right? We can just go eat an entire pizza now? Right? Right? We investigate! More
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We know that the idea of “a list of guys you should date in a given year” isn’t entirely new, but we’ve also noticed that most lists just suggest “guys who are nice to their mothers” or some dumb stuff like that. The world is ending on December 21st 2012, and you need to cram in as much life experience as possible before then. Make this a year to date weird. Super. Fucking. Weird. Here are some guys who will help you do that. More
There is no room for nuance on New Year’s eve! There are five kinds of kisses. Only five, all the time. Here they are. Identify which one you had to ring in 2012. Though if you think there are more, you are free to let us know (we will not believe you). More
People who say otherwise are just jealous haters. More
You say “tomato”, I say “oh, Dolce and Gabbana did that as a print at their 2012 Spring show.” You say “why?” I say, “because florals are boring, I guess?” You say “but doesn’t that seem kind of gimmicky, too? I mean, I think it’s funny to a fashion crowd, but a lot of people are just going to be like ‘ why does that girl have tomatoes all over her dress?” And I say “to-mah-to.” More